As I weigh my weight today
Humpteenth time my hump scales creek
a dream that athletes never pray
to be overweight by the end of the week.
BMI is all to go by
but obesity has made me a statistic I comply
just 5 pounds drop below thirty
and overweight pleasure before I’m forty.
My fitness pal how many calories today.
better go for a run so i can have apple pie.
or cycle to hastings on a fixed gear bike
to be overweight I dream for that ultimate high.