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My Fitness Pal

As I weigh my weight today
Humpteenth time my hump scales creek
a dream that athletes never pray
to be overweight by the end of the week.

BMI is all to go byl_849_565_a4a4ed2e-1985-47d2-833d-96a781bafe90

but obesity has made me a statistic I comply
just 5 pounds drop below thirty
and overweight pleasure before I’m forty.

My fitness pal how many calories today.
better go for a run so i can have apple pie.
or cycle to hastings on a fixed gear bike
to be overweight I dream for that ultimate high.

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